Your spending called. It wants a roast.
Upload a redacted spending screenshot. Get a brutally funny AI roast and three concrete fixes that turn financial shame into forward motion.
Redact personal details first. Public sharing is always opt-in.
What to expect from Spend Roast
Privacy before punchlines
You redact the screenshot, and nothing joins the public feed without your consent.
Jokes with a job
Every roast ends with three specific, useful changes—not vague guilt or lectures.
No fake perfection
The confessional feed is opt-in, anonymous-minded, and built around getting better together.
The intervention
A roast you can actually use.
Spend Roast finds the patterns hiding between delivery fees, forgotten trials, buy-now-pay-later payments, and late-night impulse buys.
- 01
Blur what matters
Redact names, account numbers, and anything else you do not want analyzed before uploading.
- 02
Get the roast
AI turns your spending patterns into a short, sharp reality check without finance-bro jargon.
- 03
Make three fixes
Leave with three concrete actions tied to the habits costing you the most.
Sample reality check
“Your delivery budget has a better retirement plan than you do.”
Then the useful part: cap delivery nights, move that difference automatically, and cancel the membership making every order feel “worth it.”
3
concrete fixes in every roast
Zero
public posts without consent
Pricing without fine print
Choose your level of exposure.
Start with a consensual public confessional, or keep the whole intervention between you and the machine.
Public Roast
$0
For laughing, learning, and opting into the confessional feed.
- One AI spending roast
- Three concrete fixes
- Public sharing only with consent
- Shareable roast card
Private Pro
$9
/ month
For moving past the joke and building a plan that survives next Friday night.
Before you upload
Fair questions. Straight answers.
Your statement already knows
Stop ghosting your own money.
Redact a screenshot, take the joke, and leave with three moves you can make today.